SWAPPING SEXTENTSIONS – REALLY AWFULLY X-RATED!

You ever had a yen ter
Become the other gender,
And have some bits where formerly were none?
It could be quite impressive,
Conversely, though, depressive,
Those body parts designed for having fun;
A sudden superstructure,
Requiring DD-cup-ture,
Would need some quick adjustment of the stance;
Or, things that tend to dangle,
If caught up in the mangle,
Might overcome desires for romance;
And, if quite used to rising,
It could appear surprising
When nether parts remained right out of view,
While sudden new protrusion
Could really cause confusion,
And leave one not quite knowing what to do;
Then, getting monthly gut-ache
Could certainly not but make
One greatly disillusioned with that state;
Yet, having one’s midsection
With permanent projection
Could easily be something one might hate;
Though it might be exciting
At first, when over-nighting,
The pleasures of the change would quickly fade,
So earlier effusion
Would lead to disillusion -
Perhaps it’s best to stay as we were made!

© August 2010 Colonialist